Then this happened:
You know what this means, right? Yep, Joshua and I are basically married now. I knew he always wanted me.
OK, we’re not actually married because he’s married to someone else (sigh), and, you know, there are laws against polygamy and whatnot.
But David Rosen isn’t married. Yet. So for the sake of this post and my sanity, I’m going to pretend that David Rosen is a real person who is capable of real things, like marrying a certain TV blogger from Ohio. Let’s explore his hotness in GIFs, shall we?
Yep, and you wear it oh so well.
He’s talking about me. Obviously.
I’m hoping “to stab” is a metaphor for “cuddling.”
That’s because we’re lovers.
Shut up, Liv. You are okay because David Rosen has blessed you with his presence.