The Walking Dead: What Does Bob Taste Like?

*SPOILER ALERT*

During the final moments of The Walking Dead’s October 19 episode, “Strangers,” Terminus cannibalistic leader Gareth and part of his equally cannibalistic crew returned. (Yeah, they’re alive. Ugh.) And they clearly brought their appetite—so much so that they clubbed poor Bob, dragged him in the middle of the woods, cut off his leg and barbecued it. And then Gareth proceeded to eat a piece of Bob’s leg right in front of Bob’s face.

Excuse me. I have to vomit.

OK, I’m back.

As grossed out as I was while watching that moment, I couldn’t help but wonder one thing: What does Bob’s leg taste like? Then, to my amusement, the hashtag #WhatBobTastesLike started, and Black Twitter officially had no chill.

Source: AMC

Source: AMC

So, with the help of Twitter, let’s speculate about what Bob tastes like:

The Applebee’s Jack Daniels ribs.

A dream deferred.

The meat at Dollar Tree or Big Lots.

Martin’s mama’s biscuits.

Newports.

Filet of sole. (I see what they did there.)

Christian Brothers and saltine crackers.

Fried Spam and Old English.

Tear-soaked kisses.

The last slice of bologna that gets hard around the edges.

Candy cigarettes.

Grits … and guilt.

Premature optimism steak.

Desperation. And sadness.

Bacon. Of course.

And, obviously, Bob’s Burgers.

Whatever Bob tastes like, he probably goes well with cornbread and sweet tea. Someone tell the survivors of Terminus that before they sauté another part of Bob.

Yum.

Source: AMC

Source: AMC, via Uproxx.com

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Brace Yourself: The Governor to Return to The Walking Dead

If you’re a Walking Dead groupie like me, then you’ve probably been twitching anxiously in front of your TV screen every Sunday night for the past two months waiting for the mid-season 4 premiere because you’re immensely excited and don’t have any decorum of composure.

Or maybe that’s just me.

Anyhow, the wait is over, as The Walking Dead returns this Sunday. And while there are many unanswered questions—Is Carol coming back? Is Baby Judith really dead? Who fed rats to the zombies ? Will Carl ever take off that hat?—that viewers are anticipating answers to, the real buzz is that everyone’s favorite one-eyed villain, The Governor, will make an appearance in Sunday’s episode.

Wait, what?

Yes. In a recent Q&A, TV Guide divulged that The Governor and his eye patch will turn up in Sunday night’s “After.”

Again—wait, what? But he’s dead, right? Of course he is, silly.

Word on the street (and by the street I mean the blogosphere) is that The Governor’s appearance will be brief and won’t matter much to the duration of season 4. “After” will be all about Rick and Carl (fun!), and it’s possible that Rick will hallucinate (it’s happened before) The Governor because he’s recovering from that brutal butt whooping from The Governor. Makes sense.

So basically, The Governor won’t appear in human form, but rather as a ghost. Or something like that. At least we’ll get to see his happy face one last(?) time.

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The TV Guide Q&A also revealed that Carl will lose something very important to him. Let’s hope it’s that hat.

Catch The Walking Dead this Sunday at 9 pm. EST on AMC.